Bahn.......Autobahn, that is......

She was just beautiful......long, black, flowing hair, an amazing set of legs, and, oh yea, and the face, what a beautiful face, and the smile, she was smiling at me, and then she got closer, and closer, until she was so close that I thought she was gonna kiss me right on the..........tailpipe....yea, you gotta love the Germans and their autobahn....so I pull over as she passes me, while picking something out of her teeth, in her black Bimmer (hair), with the beautiful mags (legs), and the shiny grill (face and smile), and it's a station wagon to boot, but as she goes by.....I realize it's the M Power Bimmer.....wow...she was pretty too by the way. Now this iz normalen in Germany and I was moving pretty good too, actually, this was the highlight of my trip and was constantly wondering if I had to pay more to be on this ride....besides the $2 a litre petrol, but it was well worth it to test out the autobahn. Now of course, I can't tell you how fast I was going really, but you'll figure it out soon enough......
I am presently in Munich, coming home tomorrow. I did a 3 day tour to visit two tracks here that I will be racing on this season. I feel like I have been on the road for the same amount of time I have been here.....72 hours!! That's why, the final leg coming back to Munich on the Autobahn was a treat. The people here really respect the rules of the road, otherwise known as, etiquette. Porshces, Benzs, Bimmers, Volkswagons, all flying by me like I was seriously standing still, and most of them wagons believe it or not. I remember trying to pass this one car, I mean I was flooring it now, and when I finally did, I saw the old lady crocheing as she drove he he Really, no bird flipping here, someone comes up behind you, you move, and quickly, not tomorrow....I believe everyone should experience the autobahn just once in their driving life, I am sure it would make better drivers of all of us..... anyways, after many hours of driving, there was the sign "Muenchen 160kms"....good I thought, should be there within the hour......he he